波士顿直击烙印传销

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万万没想到，第一次直面传销居然是在美国，还是一帮子烙印。

这事还要从头说起。自从上次在纽约见识到烙印的厉害，铭记在心。突然有一天，一个认识的马来西亚华人从fb上找到我。

-I tried to call you but i could not reach you. Anyways, I have been working on a project and I am looking for a couple of new people to work with. Are you open to add something interesting to your various activities?

So my project focus mainly on ecommerce and social media. 2 items that will
be growing in time, I worked on integrating the benefits of both.

这夏天过的实在郁闷，不如找点事情做做呗。于是我表示愿闻其详。

-I just find out my friend in Boston will be doing a meeting At Westin Hotel in Boston area. Are you near to the hotel? I can introduce you to him and I bet you can get more information by getting the information first hand.

The meeting is on Tuesday night 8 to 9pm. If you can be there around 7.45pm in Business Casual, that will be great.

噢

噢哇噢

这货是怎么知道我喜欢喜达屋家的

于是我哼茨哼茨就去了，这天正好暴雨，高速上雨大的连牌子都看不清，开错好几条道。到了Westin却吃了一惊。

怎么特么全都是烙印？

好不容易找到底楼的会议室，哇靠那一股浓郁的咖喱味简直让我无法呼吸。

来都来了，学习学习吧。

里面的烙印整齐的Business Formal，和厚重的口音。台上的烙印眉飞色舞滔滔不绝了一个钟头。台下的烙印各种配合。

可是册那你稍微有点创意呢，跟传说中的传销如出一辙的。我在台下暗中观察各种烙印的各种行为特征、肢体语言、面部表情、语音语调。

唉是厉害呀，能把这份胡说八道的自信运用到职场上胡搅蛮缠，去难怪把亚裔甚至白人打得节节败退。

那个马来西亚华人是不能再联系了。后来自然是提前脱身，最后电梯里进来一个目测30岁左右女的。我心想她干嘛也提早走，莫非是为数不多的被骗进来的？随口问了句，”Just curious, you with them?”

“Oh yeah! I am a member of the business team leaders! How do you like the presentation?”

“It’s pretty awesome.”

——这个民族他妈的也就这样了。

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